Instructions for the safe and sanitary operation of this web apparatus.

 

1. in the main, you must click on what He is saying to see the next thing He is saying.

2. to escape Surrealism, you must go directly to His mouth.

3. if you dislike the idea of having an entire conversation with Him, you have the option of honking His horn.

4. after honking His horn, you will be able to go directly to certain parts of the conversation that you think will be most edifying.

5. however, it is recommended that you sit down with Him at least once and get the whole thing from His perspective.